戰場墨菲法則【一】轉！[第1頁/共8頁]

36. Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather， and especially during both).

65. Everything always works in your HQ， everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.

26. If you are short of everything but the enemy， you are in the combat zone.

69. The worse the weather， the more you are required to be out in it.

雷達老是在早晨和壞氣候時失靈，特彆是在二者都產生的時候。

你攻占一個地區後，確保仇敵也曉得。

地雷是機遇均等的兵器。

如果你記不起來本身親手安插的定向雷的指向，那這定向雷必然是朝向你的。

潔淨潔淨的作戰服老是吸引泥和雨。

23. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

37. Anything you do can get you killed， including nothing.

58. When in doubt， empty your magazine.

B52是終究近距援助兵器。

25. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

38. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in， and you won't be able to get out.

14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.?

“為了戰役而殛斃”，就像是說為了純潔而玩叉叉（screwing這個“上螺線”的行動是描述詞啦）一樣。

63. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.