戰場墨菲法則【二】轉！[第1頁/共8頁]

軍需官那邊的東西隻要兩個尺碼：太大的和太小的。

82. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

76. For every action， there is an equal and opposite criticism.(in boot camp)

如果你落空了仇敵的蹤跡，轉頭看看。

如果彙集到了充足的質料，調查委員會甚麼事都能夠證明。（委員會胡說八道）

不要做第一個，也不要做倒數第一個，更不要誌願乾甚麼事。

136. If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.

116. If orders can be misunderstood they will be.

92. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

134. Any ship can be a minesweeper...once.

117. Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.

115. What gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next rank.

兵器越貴（或是越有效處？），補綴的時候就要送的越遠。

77. Air strikes always overshoot the target， artillery always falls short.

123. The effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can throw it.

88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.